THE FREAK TEST
Before taking the test, scroll to the bottom and make sure all 419 questions loaded, and also read the disclaimer which waives any responsibility on my part if you try any of this at home, instead of at your friend's house like you are supposed to. Then check every box that applies to you, and throw a banana to find out your level of insanity.|
Note: I wrote this test when I was in highschool, and it is therefore mostly suited to a highschool mentality/attitude. But parts of it are still good, and I'm too lazy to change/add to it at this point.
About the scoring: The higher your "purity" percentage, the less of a freak you are.
people have taken this psychological evaluation since 3/2/00
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